Name: ultimum terminum phage 2.9
Hosts: Most 5-18 Year old children
Symptoms: Boredom, Rattyness, Yawning, Agitation, Fidgeting and annoyed parents
Epidemic risks: High
Common Infection times: the last few weeks of the term
Cure: School Holidays/long weekends
(translate *end of term* with no capitals to Latin then Latin to English if you want to know what it means)
This evil virus is incredibly infectious and only has one cure that is always getting closer but tantalizingly slowly. It has been known to drive many young kids insane with its drowsying effects, in fact I’m feeling a little tired myself but I’ve got to get this report handed in by tomorowwwwwwwwwwwwww………………….
Sorry, I fell asleep for a sec. Back to what I was talking about, this disease is highly regulated by schools and that’s why no- one except teachers and students get it, anyway I think its got me too so I’m going to end of my report here. I hope I get good marks! Bye.